I’m a creative director, writer, and ambidextrous pool player, peddling my wares at PABLO London (Global and UK Independent Agency of the Year 2023), PARTNERED WITH THE KIWI MYTH THAT IS DAVID SHIRLEY.

Writing about myself is a bit of a busman’s holiday, so here’s what others have said about me…

“The ‘right’ kind of difficult creative.” – Anonymous, 360 annual review.

“Looks like Marv from Home Alone.” – Everyone.

“Grinds his teeth in his sleep.” – My dentist.

“Unreliable, absent, and disinterested.” – Debenhams Regional Manager/Suitcase Department, 2000.